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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1169 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2013 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).