OpinionatedNoobs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9273
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ores Mined:	3016	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5333	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).