Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
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