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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2686 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 290 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!