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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6031 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8028 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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