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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6283 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
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