New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 102/100 Votes: 5628
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Ores Mined: 7404 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

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  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1218
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 754579

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

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  • CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    CraftyXmasDinnerDrama
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4159
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

    Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

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  • GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9963
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

    Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

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  • MineCraftLifeValues

    MineCraftLifeValues
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4042
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 334236 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9955
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Animals Bred: 32 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6683
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 408 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6932
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dimension Hops: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1246
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Runes Activated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 184

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9902
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6266
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8826
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7700
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7411
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7678
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5302
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

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    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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