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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.
you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
