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Players:	110/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Buildings Constructed:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	192

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	9234	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	2065
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	3861

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	240
Crops Grown:	6964	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	5044
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Lunar Survival Multiplayer [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {1.18.2} {Active Community} {HermitCraft-Like} {Economy} {BUILDERS-NEEDED}Server IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyzLunar Survival is a popular up and coming Semi-Vanilla Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some of the features that this server offers: • The server is Semi-Vanilla meaning we offer some extra commands to our players to make their time on our server just a little easier and more fun! Here are some examples of such commands: /home, /tpa, /sit, /rtp, /seen, /playtime• Players can set up and establish their bases anywhere they want in the world! And, make anything they wish! • Set up shops in the server’s Shopping District as apart of our player run economy! You can sell items or services to other members of the server to make a profit! Allowing you to buy from others! •We have a friendly and active community on the Minecraft server and our ever-growing discord server! Our Discord also has many fun bots and appealing features like reaction roles!• Many plug-ins have been installed to give our players a more enjoyable experience while they are on our server. We also have active staff and an arsenal of logging and restoring plugins to protect the server from hackers, griefers and thieves so no need to worry about your base or shop being destroyed or stolen from• We are always keeping our eyes open for new staff, we are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to get to know it. However currently we are open for new builders applicants. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our discord server: discord.gg/KzGvkFpYT9

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	617875
Players Killed by Monsters:	459	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	8342	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg