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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Farms Harvested:	559
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2017
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	618675
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	173	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Farms Harvested:	710	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink