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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	167

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

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LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ores Mined:	5927	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	150	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Items Found:	3663	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2005
Dragon Eggs Found:	8299	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3913

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3228
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5972
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1226	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	8815

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net