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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ores Mined:	7986
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	94
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mines Excavated:	2793
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5832
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2731	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg