Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	65
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

MC Wizards

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	383753

# JOIN THE DISCORD : https://discord.com/invite/H789psQbPx # Hello humans, I’m trying to provide comfortable environment for some of you out there with the sole purpose to have some fun and to eventually build tiny, but solid community.

On this server, you can become a wizard with your own fancy wand and clothes, capable to cast multiple powerful spells.

In addition there are also 15 character based skills, each of which has a unique combination of two stats that it rewards. Level up skills by doing certain actions depending on the skill. All skills are easily viewable in GUI inventory menus, accessible using /skills

Server sponsored by : https://mcraftlist.com/hosting

play.mcwizards.com:25649

GODsNetwork

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Godsnetwork.xyz – 1.8 – 1.16

Welcome to GODsNetwork! We are a cracked and high-quality Minecraft Network with different games to play including Factions, BedWars and more…

IP Address: godsnetwork.xyz Store: https://shop.godsnetwork.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/eFsC5WC

Good luck. Have fun!

167.114.143.194:25581

Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New

Adult, Adultonly, Builds, free, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Nokids, Only, Pig, Poa, Redstone, Semiprivate, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

🌐 Welcome to Reloaded SMP:A vanilla Minecraft server designed for players aged 16 and up!

🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.

🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.

🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.

🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now

https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <– Apply here

reloadedsmp.com

MistyMines

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

MISTY MINES OP PRISON SEASON 4 IS COMMENCING! ▶ PRESTIGE, REBIRTH, DONOR MINES AND PRIVATE MINES ▶ ROBOTS, PETS, BOOSTERS, CELLS AND MORE! ▶ AMAZING VOTE REWARDS ▶ FREE AND PREMIUM BATTLEPASS ▶ FREE RANKS ▶ NEW AND IMPROVED MAP AND SPAWN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW PLAY.MISTYMINES.COM

play.mistymines.com

AsianF4rmer Network

Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The AsianF4rmer Network embraces a new player set with Java, Bedrock, and Eagler compatibility. Join with your friends or meet new members of the community through a web browser via Eagler, mobile via Bedrock, or computer via Java. AsianF4rmer, with many other gamemodes underway, currently has a phenomenal SMP, packed with custom items to obtain, quests to complete, and secrets to uncover!

Server Connections Eagler IP: wss://asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | wss://asianf4rmer.cf Java IP: asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | asianf4rmer.cf

asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe

Community Cafe

Chestshop, Economy, Familyfriendly, PvE, Slimefun, Survival, Tardis

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

CommunityCaféA small community based server

Community Café is family friendly server with lots of fun plugins to play with!We do our best to maintain a healthy, fun, accepting server for everyone.Please stop by and have a blast!

47.40.52.128:25569

★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community

Dedicated, Friendly, Hometown, Mature, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Come on, make yourself at home.

We are a no grief semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a strong community. Play minecraft the way it was made to be played – with friends!

Think this is the server for you? Join now! IP : smp.hometownmc.com

smp.hometownmc.com

ICE Cube Network

Skyblock

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for an epic Minecraft experience? Our server has robot pets, skill challenges, and boss battles. Customize your own robotic companion, master a range of challenges, and face off against powerful bosses. Join now for endless adventure!

play.icecube-network.uk

Varrock

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9477
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10

1. MCMMO 2. Leveled mobs 3. Custom drop tables 4. Natural disasters 5. Player Warps 6. Grief Defender 7. Economy 8. Discord Chat 9. Player shops 10. Real fishing 11. Our overworld never resets! 12. Elite Mobs 13. Boosted beacons 14. Angel Chest 15. Guilds and Guild wars

51.81.182.161

Mystia FREE VIP RANK JOIN TODAY NEED STAFF

Prison

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

archerpvp.us

Spectral Craft

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

87.237.52.47:2222

SkyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6342
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

SkyMC is a 1.19 based server that supports anywhere from 1.16-1.20. Currently we have the following gamemodes: – Gens | Cloud – Prisons | Nebula

play.skymc.cc

Palladium SMP [1.20.2+] | PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming | MCMMO | Land Claims | Live Map | Player Warps | Player Shops | Ranks | Pets | Keep Inventory ON

Claimland, Claims, Claimshovel, Coreprotect, Coreprotectsurvival, Familyfriendly, Griefprevention, Keepinventoryon, MCMMO, Pg13, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Ranks, Ranksystem, stocks, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

What is Palladium SMP?We are a small, tightknit, PG-13, family friendly, non-P2W Minecraft community with active staff members who are dedicated to creating the best SMP experience out there!

Our Server Plugins and FeaturesSome of our plugins include:

worth of gameplay

MCMMOA dedicated resource world, and RTPRTP can be used in any world, including the Nether and The End!

Anti-Griefing plugins (i.e., World Guard Core Protect)Claimblocks with the classic golden shovel claim systemStealing is NOT allowed on our serverA live in-game map! https://map.pd-smp.comCrates — Each have rewards that aren’t completely game-breaking or OP

Crate keys can be obtained for free through our voting system!A pet system — You can tame, capture and level up various mobs as pets to aid you in fightsAn in-game rank up systemEach Rank has rewarding perks such as /magiccarpet, /workbench, etcVoting, Vote Rewards and Pinata Party

Tons of custom QOL plugins and fun cosmetic items!Player WarpsKeep inventory is ON

We also have a player-driven economy using Vault, which is integrated with plugins such as:

Jobs, Auction House

And much more!

Join and see for yourself! 😉

Java Edition: play.pd-smp.comBedrock Edition: play.pd-smp.com Port: 25565

discord.gg/d2WNy4FHBC

play.pd-smp.com

ZhangCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to ZhangCraft! (⁠⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

ZhangCraft

We are server Survival-Multiplayer with events or quests!Join our official Discord server too! *Rules of our server are on discord*discord.com/invite/QCxK3cypHv

See you on ZhangCraft !

Great Fortune !＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

happyfortune.sparked.network:25623

CreationStation

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

This server supports both Bedrock, and Java! Invite your friends and come join our small but growing community! we have plenty of undiscovered land, /back /home and /spawn for all players with the ability to set 3 homes! we have an economy plugin and are working on the store, the xp farms with everything you could need and ask for. come be a part of our growing community!

31.214.219.19