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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9866 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 475 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 223 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!