Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Secret Passages Found: 5 Villages Defended: 12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ores Mined: 2824 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 183

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 215 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 221 Animals Bred: 49
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 244 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 99 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crops Grown: 4748 New Chunks Explored: 514885
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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