OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2589 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5059 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
