so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!

we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.

not to mention, we have the most lit community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool they make the polar ice caps look warm.

so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Mines Excavated: 4589 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crops Grown: 5753
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1102
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Emeralds Found: 1451

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 New Chunks Explored: 190875
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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