Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 273178 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2803 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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