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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 232 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
