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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2609 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
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