Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8103
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

pvp.lihp.us

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	195013	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5602	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	5969
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6497	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Items Found:	1597	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Dimension Hops:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	3064	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8030	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

chainmc.fun