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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8429 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.