Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9258
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2408
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3390	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	New Chunks Explored:	688173
Dragon Eggs Found:	6574	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	4128	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Farms Harvested:	826	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	249
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	981	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8515	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
New Chunks Explored:	878622	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	180

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net