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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3391 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 270 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
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