OilRaiders2020 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	5855
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	140
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	9383	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	9018
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1323
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6377
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	608720
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!