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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1722 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness