“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	66	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	129
Crops Grown:	7492	Players Killed by Monsters:	3616
Towns Built:	10	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	7692
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5572
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3616
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	249
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	8476
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8010
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!