“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6299	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2417	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	65	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8887

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	7260
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!