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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8672 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 5021 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.
We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.
And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.