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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ores Mined:	8508
Void Armor Forged:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	184

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	1641	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Emeralds Found:	2945
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5107	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3811	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	458271	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!