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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Star Shards Collected:	153	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	9793
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5769	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1790	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”