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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	357687
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2737
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9775

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mines Excavated:	1979
Magic Items Found:	5175	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	41142	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.