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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ores Mined:	3788
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	6419	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crops Grown:	2945	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6044
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Towns Built:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3292	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4092
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival -Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	933	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	4916
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Potions Brewed:	108
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!