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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5327
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	804445
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	8976

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ores Mined:	4677	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Farms Harvested:	506
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.