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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7215
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9252

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	172	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9701
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8901	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.