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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.