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Players:	104/400	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	3727
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	514
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Love Letters Sent:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	8211	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	5915	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Armor Forged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	556
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645