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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Farms Harvested:	247
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	1148	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	7783	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crops Grown:	7215	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2825	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.