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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	314617	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	1422	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	600794	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Ores Mined:	2479	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Animals Bred:	169	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crops Grown:	3831
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	122
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	364914	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	2417	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.