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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	336	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ores Mined:	544	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crops Grown:	6475
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	1431

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.