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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Farms Harvested:	168	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4087	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	107

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5254
Emeralds Found:	8422	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Dragon Eggs Found:	5092
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.