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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4529
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5467	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	903
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	572215
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	7642
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.