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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	55

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	3081
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	528

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.