Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	7885

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Animals Bred:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.