Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	6660

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!