Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2579 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Ores Mined: 3242 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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