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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2348 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
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