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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 545 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 272 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
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