Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Moments: Where it all Began

    Crafty Moments: Where it all Began
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rivalry between Japan and Westerners has reached epic proportions! Join us as we battle it out in pixelated glory, building alliances and fortresses to defend ourselves against the wrath of the samurais and ninjas.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and uncover the mysteries that await?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two). See you on the battlefield, brave warrior!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Babes R Us – Where Pixels Get Playful

    Blocky Babes R Us – Where Pixels Get Playful
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop local language models while battling Kolmogorov-Arnold Networks and Orthogonalized Llamas! Our previous threads are filled with craziness and our news section is straight out of a sci-fi novel.

    Join us as we explore the refusal in LLMs, release the Snowflake Arctic Instruct 128x3B MoE, and unveil the Phi-3 Mini model that will blow your mind. We even have a Llama3 70B pruned to 42B parameters – because why not?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with FAQs, glossaries, links, and benchmarks that will make your head spin. Chatbot Arena, Programming challenges, and Censorship leaderboards await you, along with tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and Sampler visualizer.

    So come on in and join the madness! Build, explore, and conquer with us as we dive deep into the world of local language models. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate Llama power!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LuchMine Minecraft server

    LuchMine Minecraft server
    LuchMine – The best survival server1.Downloaded assembly2.No cheating for donations (some commands are prohibited to protect the server)Come visit us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FabulousCraft: Where Everything is Kinda Gay

    FabulousCraft: Where Everything is Kinda Gay
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, come join our server where everything is as wild as a llama on a sugar rush!

    We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and singing skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that is truly out of this world, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Cray Cray Land: Where even creepers are like ‘nah, I’m good’

    Crafty Cray Cray Land: Where even creepers are like ‘nah, I’m good’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is so amazing that you won’t even want to have sex with anyone else because you’ll be too busy having a blast with us! We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and even a hidden love potion recipe that will make you irresistible to all the other players.

    So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magic Items Found: 1036
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LegendX Network VS Hypixel

    LegendX  Network VS Hypixel
    Server Hypixel LegendX Network
    Player Base Large player base with millions of active players Smaller player base with thousands of active players
    Game Modes Offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, PvP, and custom games Focuses on unique custom game modes
    Community Strong community with active forums, events, and tournaments Close-knit community with active Discord server
    Updates Frequent updates and new content additions Regular updates with new features and game modes
    Performance High-performance servers with low latency Stable servers with minimal lag

    FAQ

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players, while LegendX Network has a smaller player base with thousands of active players.

    What types of game modes are available on each server?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, PvP, and custom games. LegendX Network focuses on unique custom game modes.

    How is the community on each server?

    Hypixel has a strong community with active forums, events, and tournaments. LegendX Network has a close-knit community with an active Discord server.

    Do both servers receive frequent updates?

    Both servers receive regular updates with new features and game modes. Hypixel is known for frequent updates and new content additions.

    Which server has better performance?

    Hypixel has high-performance servers with low latency, while LegendX Network has stable servers with minimal lag.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocktopia: Nuclear Edition

    Blocktopia: Nuclear Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered! Need to build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft god? Go for it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once defeated the Ender Dragon in a dance-off!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hungry Gamers: May the Blocks Be Ever in Your Favor

    Hungry Gamers: May the Blocks Be Ever in Your Favor
    Welcome to our mysterious Minecraft server located in the Foggy Forest! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Fluffy Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Fluffy Unicorn?

    2. Our Foggy Forest is also home to the legendary Tree of Bacon, where bacon literally grows on trees! Imagine never running out of bacon for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in Minecraft. It’s a bacon lover’s dream come true!

    3. But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will defend you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to raid your base. Plus, they do a mean karaoke rendition of “Eye of the Tiger” on Saturday nights.

    So come join us in the Foggy Forest for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in our wacky world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyBoeingSnitch: Where whistleblowers find safety in pixels!

    CraftyBoeingSnitch: Where whistleblowers find safety in pixels!
    Are you tired of being a Boeing whistleblower and constantly looking over your shoulder? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only deal with Airbus scandals! Join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets, dodging corporate spies, and building the most epic planes in blocky form. Who needs Boeing when you can have Airbus, am I right? So come on over and let’s fly high together, literally and figuratively!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition

    Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because HOLY PUKOLI is here to save the day!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk. And don’t even get me started on our annual watermelon eating contest – last year, Steve ate 100 watermelons in one minute!

    So come on down to HOLY PUKOLI, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring blockhead, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

    InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel
    Hypixel InfluxedPrison
    Pros Pros
    • Largest and most popular server
    • Wide variety of minigames and game modes
    • Constant updates and new content
    • Active community and forums
    • Well-established economy
    • Custom plugins and features
    • Fully customizable pickaxes with unique custom enchants
    • Crystals that unlock new opportunities for pickaxes
    • Balance economy
    • Customizable private mines
    • Levelling rewards
    • Free-to-play gameplay
    • Robots
    • Milestones & Prestige Milestones
    • Crates and currencies
    • Envoys and custom armor sets
    • New features implemented weekly
    Hypixel InfluxedPrison
    Cons Cons
    • High level of competition
    • Server can be overwhelming for new players
    • Laggy at times due to high player count
    • Some game modes may have long queue times
    • Can be difficult to navigate and find specific games
    • May have fewer players and smaller community
    • Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel
    • New server may have bugs or issues

    **Hypixel FAQ:** 1. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is the largest and most popular Minecraft server, offering a wide variety of minigames and game modes along with constant updates and new content.

    2. Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the high level of competition and occasional lag due to the high player count to be drawbacks.

    3. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very active community with forums and regular events to engage players.

    **InfluxedPrison FAQ:** 1. How does InfluxedPrison differ from other prison servers? – InfluxedPrison offers unique features such as fully customizable pickaxes with custom enchants, crystals that unlock new opportunities, and a balanced economy.

    2. What are the potential drawbacks of playing on InfluxedPrison? – Players may find that InfluxedPrison has fewer players and game modes compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

    3. How frequently are new features implemented on InfluxedPrison? – InfluxedPrison introduces brand new features weekly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 802 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

    CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.

    2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.

    3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

    Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

    Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

    Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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