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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2683 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.